Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Internet Repair, New Router for Me and "Baile Rochel"

Everything here is exactly as it happened. But as I began writing I knew that some of you would insist that it could only happen to Baile Rochel. So, we're sharing credit.

I can't quite say when it started... For at least the past few months at least, we've had intermittent stoppages of our internet service in the house. There wasn't a real "pattern" except for Murphy's Law.
Finally, late last week, I couldn't take it anymore and bit the bullet. I called the complaint line aka "tech support" for Bezeq. The girl, probably young enough to be my granddaughter, was very sweet. By pressing a few magic buttons where she sat, she told me that she can see that I've had periods of time without proper internet service. This sort of thing is like science fiction for someone of my generation. I told her that the last time the Bezeq guy came he had to replace all sorts of cables. That was after I had to argue with the "tech support" who wanted to send me a new router, which I'd have to install!?!

The sweet young thing on the phone didn't make such unrealistic demands. She typed a few more commands into her "magic ball" and told me that the repairman would arrive Monday morning between nine and eleven, 9-11.  So, I set my phone planner to remind me to be suitably dressed on time. He shouldn't knock on the door when I'm in the shower...

No, he didn't come when scheduled... he came earlier! But he called first to say he was driving to a nearby community to pick up his security guard. Yes, that's pretty funny. The local Bezeq technician lives a short walk from my house and had to drive unescorted to get the guard... Yes, I was fully dressed and all when he arrived.

The technician checked out a few things, more science fiction stuff, and announced that we have been paying for 100 whatevers, but our router can only handle 15, or something like that. And that's why our internet keeps taking breaks. So then he coached my husband through a "chat" with one of the Bezeq sales people to change our package and pay less. When it got too complicated for us, he took the phone and spoke. The salesperson asked:
"Who are you?"
"Their grandson."
And now we'll be paying a bit less each month. And we also go a brand new router which can handle the supposedly faster internet. So far so good, bli eyin haraa.

It's so strange to think that we now live in a world that has technology we never even dreamt of growing up and even as young parents. In all honesty, I haven't a clue how this technology works, and I don't have to know. It's all here for my use and enjoyment.

Shanah Tovah, Metukah Ubri'ah
Have a Good, Sweet and Healthy New Year

Monday, September 18, 2017

Looking Forward to 5778

A version of this was also posted on Israel Blogger as New Jewish Year, 5778, Reflections.

In just a couple of days the Jewish People will be celebrating a new Jewish Year, 5778. It occurs just as the summer is coming to an end. Every year at this time, we hear how the Kineret aka Sea of Galilee is lower than ever before in history.

Kineret aka Sea of Galilee at Sunset, mid-winter

All but the trees and well-watered plants have dried out. We live with fear of wildfires, whether lit by carelessness or Arab terrorists. It's definitely a time of the year when drought and starvation seem to be our future, Gd forbid. But davka now, when prices of local agriculture is highest, summer fruit and vegetables are hard to find and most expensive, we make great feasts to celebrate a new year.

It reminds me of the fact that we start our new day at night. That is how Gd commands us.

The Jewish Calendar and Jewish Day require a faith in Gd that darkness will become light, and rains will fall. And also to survive uncontrollable personal difficulties and troubles, we all must learn how to see the good, thank Gd and trust that we can and will survive.

With all the imperfections of the State of Israel, when I take a good look and compare today with the past, I see amazing improvements. Actually, it's good not to be satisfied with today, because that makes us strive to make it all even better. But we must never give up.

May Gd bless us all, individually and as a People in the Jewish Year 5778.

Sunday, September 17, 2017

Trying to Learn Names of Local Plants

Growing up in New York, I had a pretty good grasp of the names of the local flora, especially after successfully completing a Girl Scout Badge which required not only recognizing the trees by their leaves, but also their barks. Well over a half a century later, I really don't remember much, but even thirty-forty years ago, when my children were young, it wouldn't have helped much. Here in Israel, I never knew the names of the local plants.

Due to different climates and continents, the native flora here in Israel and my native New York have very little in common. And you can't really expect the same sorts of gardens to grow in both places. I do have roses, which grow in New York, but we just don't give them the care they need to blossom much.

Last Thursday at the "Vatikim," "senior citizens" program in the Ofra Girls High School, a substitute teacher gave us a nice talk about plants according to the month they appear/flower. She'll be teaching my 2nd grade granddaughter this year.

I'm sure that most everyone else in the room knew all the material presented, but for me it was new. So I took pictures in hope to actually remember a bit of it. Here they are:

chazav, flowers before leaves come out

chelmonit named for yolk of egg which is same sort of yellow


rakefet grows in hidden places like between rocks

duda'im, mandrakes mentioned in Bible as good for fertility
I'd need to hear the lecture a few times to remember more.

Saturday, September 16, 2017

Very Good Red Wine

A neighbor brought us this wine on Shabbat. היוצר Hayotzer, VIRTUOSO, and it was really good. It had a great smooth taste, very fruity. This is one of the best red wines I can remember. It was very pleasant to drink.

I must admit that frequently I don't like red wines, even or especially, the "good ones." I sometimes feel a strange sticky after-taste. But I really liked this VIRTUOSO from Hayotzer. I searched for its site on the internet but couldn't find one.

I usually end up buying whites and roses, not many reds. This wine does make nice gifts. I'll have to remember for the future if I ever see it.

Friday, September 15, 2017

"Short Week" Before 3 Day Rosh Hashanah Weekend

Today's a busy day for us, so I can't be in the kitchen much. Gd willing we'll be home with enough time to boil water and heat the food for Shabbat. Family fun, bli eyin haraa.

I generally cook all the week's meat and dinner food for my husband when I cook for Shabbat. Since over the years I've had many jobs that kept me out dinner time, he had gotten used to heating up his dinner.

This week Rosh Hashanah begins Wednesday night, so there are only three, rather than five evening meals to worry about. That means I have to prepare less food for Shabbat and the week. That's a relief.

Shabbat Shalom UMevorach
Have a Peaceful and Blessed Shabbat 

Thursday, September 14, 2017

Tefilat Chana, 5777, 2017, Pictures and Videos

Last night was the humongous gathering of women, from young girls to grandmothers and great-grandmothers at Shiloh Hakeduma, Tel Shiloh. Prayers, tours, words of Torah and song. Rabbanit Yemima Mizrachi was the featured speaker, and Etti Ankori was the star entertainer.

Let the pictures speak, though they barely give the true spirit of the evening.

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Retirement... Yes, We're Officially Retired -Eeks!-

There are two real difficulties for me in being half of a "retired couple."
  1. I need to have something to do to get me out of the house every single day.
  2. It's really hard sometimes to remember not only my varying schedule but also my husband's.
I have gone through times of unemployment, when I had little to do and even less money to do it. But maybe it was because we, including the kids, were younger, I don't remember an almost depression on days when nothing was scheduled. What did I do then to keep myself busy and happy?  During those days, my husband would be at work everyday.

Now, neither of us have "jobs" which get us out on a regular basis. 

We are now officially "small businesses." We can both legally "work" at small jobs and give receipts. I guess I ought to make a blog post specifically about that. I still have to get receipts and cards printed. I guess they will be my very first business expense. If anyone would like to volunteer to help me with the graphics, I'd appreciate it, thanks.

Every week has a different schedule for us, especially for my husband. We generally help out with the grandkids on different days and attend different events. I study now twice a week in different places.

It is reasonably complicated for each of us to keep track of our own schedules, but sometimes we need to do something together. That's a bigger challenge. We scheduled an evening out with my cousin and her husband, and in the end my husband had to make changes to fit the enjoyable evening in. Today, for instance, I'll be going down later than planned to the Tefillat Chana in order to make time to tutor. 

Now that the local pool has closed until next summer, I really make a point of getting out to walk once or twice a day. אחרי החגים... Acharei hachaggim... After the Holidays, I'll make a decision as to what pool and fitness program I'll join. In the meantime walking is my chief fitness mode. Whether solitary or with friends, it's a nice way to see what's new in the neighborhood.

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

New Graphics on "Layout"

This morning when I finally got out for a morning walk, better late than never even if shorter than I need... I took a few pictures. I decided to let the "Layout" app on my phone turn them into a collage.

It seems that the app had updated automatically, and the page was a bissel different from before. That's a good way to "delay dementia," since it means getting used to something new. And the bonus is that there are more and nicer graphics and choices. This is what I put out on Instagram, twitter and facebook:

What do you think?

Monday, September 11, 2017

B"H, Found a Simple Cure

Very True Story

I had a real fright this morning in shul. Suddenly an awful headache, which I never get. The skin on part of my head felt numb. When I got home I got the veggies for the salad out and asked my husband to cut them and decided to rest. Suddenly I had an idea. I was wearing a new tichel, which stretches. I took it off and replaced it with a light hat, fancy from my son's wedding. Within a short time the headache lessened and disappeared.

B"H a miracle!

Next time I'll be tying the tichel much more loosely.

"Lifesaving" hat on the "guilty" tichel.

Sunday, September 10, 2017

Thankful I Can Turn Off Irma

Florida and the cruel Irma are very far from here in Shiloh. CNN has been trying to give us a feel of what Floridians are suffering through.

It's crazy that the TV reporters are in the streets reporting that the public has been told not to call the police, since the police aren't to endanger themselves.

I'm thousands of miles away wondering if all my family and friends have managed to get to safe places.

Every place has its dangers.

When I visited my cousins in Florida a few years ago, I was very impressed by the vibrant and growing Jewish communities there. Rebuilding won't be simple. People in Houston, Texas are now returning to dangerously polluted homes and neighborhoods. The water that still floods there can cause major, long-lasting life-changing diseases.

And I get nervous thinking of the logistics and mess of redoing my kitchen...

Saturday, September 9, 2017

Ariel "Greg" One of The Best

As you may remember, last week I visited the new mall in Ariel. Besides a very useful shopping in the Rami Levy, my friend and I had lunch at the "Greg Cafe" kosher dairy restaurant there. Nowadays I don't think there's a mall in all of Israel that doesn't have a branch of this restaurant chain. The food and service are generally pretty good

My friend told me that when this branch in Ariel first opened people were waiting on line to get in. The "competition" is a CafeCafe at the other end of Ariel, in the sports center next to the swimming pool. Greg has a perfect location in the mall with lots of space for tables outside. They were shaded by giant umbrellas, and I have no doubt that they'll be putting up some protected area in the winter, since the inside isn't all that large.

My friend and I both had salads, which as large as they were, we finished. I must admit that I ate the whole wheat bread which was absolutely delicious. For the sake of my diet, I did not finish every drop of the bread. Mine was called "Salad Yair," and it came with a hardboiled egg and excellent techina. My friend's salad had white cheese and croutons.

We didn't even look at the dessert menu. The salads were treats enough for us. Service was good, and the restaurant seemed clean, including the WC. I couldn't find a phone number for this branch.

At present it's the only restaurant in the mall, but I'm pretty sure I saw some signs on the upper level about one opening. There will be many more stores open in a few months. No doubt I must get to that Ariel Mall again. I really did have a wonderful day there.

Friday, September 8, 2017

"Handmade*" Cake

When I found myself with the grandkids on a Thursday afternoon, I decided to "kill two birds with one stone" and do some of my Shabbat preparations with them. I also loved the idea of baking in my daughter's nice big oven. So we made cakes.

I used my fantastically easy no-fail basic cake recipe to which I added chocolate chips.

The youngest of that crew was very enthusiastic about helping, so I took advantage of the opportunity. We also did some basic math in English, since there are lots of numbers when baking cakes:
"We need 10 half-cups of flour. Two were from the now finished bag of flour, so how many more do we add from the full bag of flour?"
Even though the Second Grade had started barely a week before, she could calculate it all in her head. NO FINGERS!

We made 4 1/2 cakes. And I guessed the temperature correctly. If there's a dial, cakes generally do well when the dial almost points directly down, just slightly cooler. The "display" showed it as 270 degrees centigrade. Then I double-checked by googling on my phone. The numbers on my oven haven't been visible for years.

When the cakes were finished, we served the small one as a treat to all the kids. I just had a couple of "crumbs" to sample. Calories! Even though, rather inexplicably, most of those grandkids aren't noshers, it's hard to resist a cake straight out of the oven.

Once the cakes had cooled sufficiently, I packed up three, leaving my daughter one for Shabbat. The grandkids reported that the visit was fun.

Why is this post titled "Handmade*" Cake? Very simple. My granddaughter had never heard of mixing a cake by hand before. She called it "handmade." My daughter uses a mixer, and I don't. Of course, you can certainly mix the cake batter with an electric mixer, but I haven't had a functioning mixer for decades. It's just another thing to wash after baking, so I'm not interested. This one-bowl cake comes out perfectly fine when mixed by hand.

Thursday, September 7, 2017

Inspiring Morning Learning in Matan

Rachelle Fraenkel
Yael Liebowitz
Yesterday I joined the hundreds of women, and a few men, at a morning of Elul learning in Matan. There'll be more sessions next week in Hebrew and English, so if you're interested in attending, it's not too late.

You can pay for the day, the class or unlimited Hebrew and English lectures in the Elul program.

I attend classes in the Jerusalem branch, but Matan now exists in other cities, Beit Shemesh, Hashmonaim, Raanana and Rechovot.